Thursday, August 23, 2007

Porn for a Better World

Porn for a Better World Nothing says saving the world like "Tit Collection" or the Hand Job Shrine.

I love living in Asia sometimes. You must understand before you read the following however, that porn in Korea leaves a lot, and by a lot I mean like a good five or six inches and an uncensored peach fish, to be desired.

When I first arriaved I had not had a chance to see any porn here. About two weeks after I landed a new teacher also landed. The director at my school at the time was not prepared for the teacher so he was put up in a love hotel.

I remember meeting him that night over beer, talking, the general getting to know you sort of thing.

"How's the room?" I asked, genuinly curious.

"It's alright. Small."

"It's Korea."

"Has a VCR though and a gigantic porn collection at the end of the hall."

"Huh. Anything good?"

"Well, from what I've seen so far sex in Korea invovles a short conversation, followed immediatly by what looks like thrusting into the wall next to the girls, and then crying in front of your parents."

"The wall?"

"He definately wasn't on her. And if he was I'm not sure he knew what he was doing."

Porn in Korea. Good times.

Whenever I teach a class about movies my students will invariably yell out "Air-o" as a category. It took me a while to figure out that was "Ero" short for erotic. I make a point of teaching them the correct word much to the Korean teachers amusement and encourgament. From what I understand some of the KT's have even included a paragraph about movie categories including Erotic on reading tests to see if studnets are paying attention.

If you have nothing better to do then to watch a telathon, then I reccomend this one.

The 24 Hour Pornothon
Shukan Taishu (8/20-27)

Adult satellite network Paradise TV is poised to hold its annual charity telethon, promising to get physical with its philanthropy, according to Shukan Taishu (8/20-27).

For the weekend of Aug. 25 to Aug. 26 Paradise will donate its airspace to the "24 Hour Telethon Porn Can Save the World."

All proceeds of the telethon will be donated to the Japan Foundation for AIDS Prevention, and there are plenty of porn programs and saucy projects planned for the weekend, Shukan Taishu says.

Among the features of the telethon will be "Oppai Bokin (Tit Collection)," where contributors to the charity fund are permitted to knead the breasts of an adult movie actress; and the Tekoki Jinja (Hand Job Shrine), where a cash handout will be returned with a hand out of an entirely different kind.

For those who would rather have a more material reminder of their contributions, there's the Charity Auction, where punters will be able to bid to get their hands on a variety of stick flick starlets' steamy mementoes.

A special feature of this year's telethon, the weekly says, is the addition of a new site to complement the Paradise TV studios, with club Shinjuku Marble providing a host of erotic adventures being performed by older porn actresses.

Paradise TV has also produced special T-shirts for this year's charity telethon, presenting them to anybody who donates 3,000 yen or more.

Regular features of the telethon will also continue in 2007, Shukan Taishu says, including "Bijin Mashi no Datsui Maajan Nama Chukei (Live Telecast of Beautiful Mahjongg Player Getting her Gear Off) and the too-raunchy-to-show-in-the-morning "Oshikko Bia Gaaden (Piss Beer Garden)."

1 comment:

Bohemian in Korea said...

Korean porn...I know it will be time to leave Korea when I find 20 minutes of some dude flexing his pock marked ass erotic.